A Running Love Affair

Today I will run what you will not so tomorrow I can run what you cannot

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You Know You’re a Runner If:

Here is some light hilarity for my fellow runners

You Know You’re a Runner If: 

  • You have more athletic clothing than “regular” clothing in your dirty laundry pile.
  • You being to envy Tom Hanks distance run in Forest Gump
  • You buy shorts that feature built in underwear 
  • You find random clusters of safety pins around your car.
  • You grimace when you hear people say they are training for a “10K Marathon”
    … Not possible 
  • You appreciate the humor and cleverness of the signs help by loved ones during races
  • You can spit while running 
  • You experience chafing in surprising places
  • "Splits" is not a gymnastic term 
  • You appear to still be wearing shorts when you’re naked- alas, tan lines

Being a runner is like being a member of an exclusive motley crew. No matter where you go, or what race you enter, everyone experiences similar trials, tribulations, and exhilaration’s. 

If you are a new runner let me be the first to say, Welcome to the family.

* Run On 

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